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everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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sixsteen:

i ship me and money

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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officialunitedstates:

can horses recognize that the horses on the merry go round aren’t real?  or can they not even comprehend that those are resemblances of their own species?  how close does a fake horse have to be to a real horse for a horse to recognize it as a horse

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  • Most fighting videogames:Lots of dudes on steroids and really busty chicks with the occasional mismatched character
  • Super Smash Bros:Wanna fight as a plumber? Here you go. Swordsman elf? Done. Electric mouse? No problem. Penguin with a hammer in a Santa suit? Okie dokie. Magic princess? Sure. Space furries??? YOU GOT IT BRO
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kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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